Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Research Driven Rants





As promised, you will begin to slowly get to know me through this blog. I'm sure you're at the edge of your seat.

Factoid numero dos about LadyBird is that she recently finished grad school in a field that touts evidenced-based outcomes. Because of this background I've been twirling some research topics regarding men around in my head. (More about twirling men in posts to come.)

I also decided that in order to best serve blog readers across the cyberworld, I should do a little needs assessment. So, basically what this looked like was me compiling all the info my girlfriends and I bitch about along with singleton blogs and Google searches about 'men', 'dating', 'Portland', 'suckiness' and finally generalizing this info to fit what I wanted to write about in the first place. Um, so, maybe this is not a researched based blog after all! But, nonetheless, I thought I'd let you know what I came up with.

What do inquiring minds want to know?

Drumroll please.....dadadadadadadadadadadadad



Totally None Scientific Research Topics that Should be Further Investigated

1. The probability of LadyBird ever finding a worthwhile date to bring to upcoming holiday parties (Single Case Design)
2. The correlation between Portland hipster's ball-squeezing pants and aloofness
3. A qualitative analysis of female online daters' experience (as recalled whilst drunk)
4. An (un)randomized, (non)controlled study to delineate which alcoholic beverage works best to survive a first date (I'm guessing the answer to this one is gin...)
5. A retrospective analysis of LadyBird's crappiest dates to date

And there you have it. I obviously have much data analyzing to do. So for now...

Happy Dating,

LadyBird

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